rabioheab:

i wonder if anyone on this website has ever seen the movie “mean girls”

tags:
#modern family

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vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

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(Source: unrellevahnt)

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

tags:
#amazing
#i want
So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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tags:
#steve irwin

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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